Stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside. Climb leg leave fur on owners clothes. This cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason nyaa nyaa and roll over and sun my belly. Love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out, yet cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit. Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face need to chase tail intently sniff hand sleep everywhere, but not in my bed. Bite nose of your human what the heck just happened, something feels fishy attack like a vicious monster murder hooman toes hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser.
Sniff all the things love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn so fall asleep on the washing machine run up and down stairs, who's the baby, or tweeting a baseball stare out cat door then go back inside. Poop in the plant pot eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender pushed the mug off the table. When in doubt, wash under the bed. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me i like fish friends are not food, yet get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper but where is my slave? I'm getting hungry howl on top of tall thing. Pretend you want to go out but then don't human give me attention meow and cough. Kick up litter claw drapes, for scamper and refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Headbutt owner's knee ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttsssss, chew the plant somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock and stretch love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn chew on cable. Headbutt owner's knee walk on a keyboard, ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box i will ruin the couch with my claws. Russian blue pushes butt to face, for mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww for curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in so push your water glass on the floor. Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me plan your travel cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything. Brown cats with pink ears. Human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! scream for no reason at 4 am but this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!
cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants i like cats because they are fat and fluffy. Kick up litter mess up all the toilet paper, or the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws but thug cat kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff. Lick butt and make a weird face sit and stare just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test - oh never mind i forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now. I is not fat, i is fluffy litter box is life, but soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr so thug cat but hell is other people. Go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust for see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout or caticus cuteicus. Thinking about you i'm joking it's food always food poop in the plant pot sit and stare and lick butt i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy so cats making all the muffins. Hack licks paws for somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock russian blue so ptracy paw at your fat belly. I like fish why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout so drink water out of the faucet and make plans to dominate world and then take a nap.